Noots

Friggen amazing Sum 41 song. In fact, the greatest song ever

No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily decieved, now I'll just hang my head, falling further out of place, while I walk with the dead, with all the lies I can't erase, I'll just hang my head... -Noots, Sum 41

by Nurmi August 05, 2005

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Asking for Noots is the backup plan when asking for Noodz. If the girl says "wtf no" you can claim it auto corrected "Noots" to "Noods" and you can say you wanted her Noot Noots.

Guy: Noods please
Girl: WTF NO
Guy: soz Noots*
Girl: NOOT NOO T

by DefsNotBen March 15, 2015

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Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.

When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008

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