Nobile

An anorexic mexican who eat one ramen noodle a day to train for the sport of paintball and anorexic olimpics

that nobile is guan waste away eating only 1 noodle a day

by boobmaster3000 February 16, 2008

Nobitrod

A Nobitrod is somebody who cheats at Scrabble by making up words. Invented by Major Jono T. Nobitrod in 2005, because he's a douche.

w00t! I got Nobitrod on a triple word score! Suck my balls!

by Geekboy December 13, 2008

nobitchesophobia

the fear of having no bitches and never touching grass

when i get home i usually go on discord
oh i could never do that because of my nobitchesophobia

by CreBlaBo March 30, 2022

noritab

Not really if you think about it.
When you don't fully agree with the person.

1- yo man, fishing is soo boring
2- eh.. noritab

by flawski January 23, 2009

nobtap

A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand usually with the intent of causing mild discomfort or pain. This can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the nobtap may be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. The response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting the prowess or endurance of the recipient, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of events yet to come.

That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....

by The Poison Dwarf July 13, 2010

nobilified

Getting nobilified is the process of having oneself captured through a fine hand painted oil portrait as a regal member of the upper class; as a noble, lord, member of the haute-bourgeoie, King, Queen, Prince, Princess. Actually it doesn't matter whether you want to be a king or a clown, nobilified's master artists will craft you a unique masterpiece to hand within the halls of your chateau, cottage, dorm room or private jet. Nobilified brings the masses to the 1%. We wanted to continue the tradition of commission ridiculous portraits.
No need for the Queen to knight you, when you can get yourself nobilified.

Yes yes, that is a portrait of my great uncle. We look very similar he was a member of the haute bourgeoisie in the late 19th century. Just kidding, I got myself nobilified.

Hey Bob, I am going to get Jim nobilified for his wedding.
Sweet painting brah! Did you get it from nobilified?
Did you see those nobilified portraits on the Ellen Degeneres show?

by nobilified January 7, 2015

Nobinger

A bit of a nob, but not too much of a nob to reject them entirely.

"He's a bit of a nobinger, but really he's alright."

by BurningSandals October 22, 2016