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Loch Ness

The popular huge loch located in scotland, with memorable sites still standing, such as uruquart castle, believed to be the home to scotland's beloved nessie, the world famous Loch Ness Monster.
"I loved that trip to loch ness, but i wish i saw nessie!"
by Jason August 20, 2003
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Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022
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Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
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loch ness monster

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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Couple-ish-ness-ism

1 Being a couple
2 Acting in everyway like a couple eg, finishing each others sentences
"He took that sentence right outta my mouth"
"soon you'll b finishing each others sentences, oh god, the couple-ish-ness-ism has started"
by Brookey N June 18, 2006
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bitch ass-ness

1.term used by P.diddy on the show making the band
2.meaning cocky,ahead of yourself
3.to put ur self on a peadastool
4.very contagious, easy to pass on
person 1:im the best singer there is
p.diddy: hey calm your self your gettin a bad case of bitch ass-ness
by grammywinner.j. March 8, 2008
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Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
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