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Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.
by Jerry bo October 17, 2020
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Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.
There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.
by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022
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Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
by Tominator February 4, 2023
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Narding

When you are playing competitively but you're not contributing.
Start trying youre narding and its not helping
by Tossupossu February 3, 2024
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Nard

A synonym for loser.
Michael didn't get laid last night,
What a nard.
by Hellonards June 26, 2018
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Nards

A word used to describe an upset feeling
Aw nards I missed that one
by Pillow talk February 27, 2017
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Nard Lord

A lord whose presence spawns nards on top of a three-dimensional plane with Walterius white's and Sawyer Skibidi's.
I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024
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