Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

mutton bustin

Tappin tourist chicks till they bust.

We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.

by Togoofy1 July 16, 2016

slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

Mutton Busting

Fucking a sheep up the ass

"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

Dirty Mutombo

A variation of a dikembe mutombo, only difference is that you stick your finger in a womans anus before performing the mutombo.

Dude, i gave sum chick a dirty mutombo last night and now my finger stinks like buthole.

by kicking donkey October 4, 2006

muttonous

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops

Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!

by benny illsman March 29, 2005

Mutton

Male genitalia

Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!

by Pouch April 29, 2004