Mosquito MAgnet 

Product designed to attract mosquito's that attracts more problems than Shang Hi whore with a raging case of herpes. Buy one thier number one in the world.

Give money not success

Mosquito MAgnet by Bump September 2, 2004

Mosquito Drip Drop 

The act and or technique of selflessly hurdling one's own body into a structure of solid composition. Ex. A wall, barrell, or sliding glass door.

After much thought it was decided that the mosquito drip drop technique was the most applicable form of stress relief for the mental ward patient.

Mosquito Drip Drop by H Man Dizzle April 2, 2011

mosquito bite 

really small muscles

That guy has incredibly small mosquito bites

mosquito bite by A February 18, 2007

mosquito residue 

what cums out of your magic stick.

"yo last night i got mosquito residue all over this chick because i didn't have a friger for my moose buggy."

mosquito residue by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

Mosquito Fest 

A Mosquito fest is when there are swarms of mosquitoes and if you walk out the door you get attacked leaving you covered in itchy red bumps on your ass legs arms back stomach feet and every other part of your body. Even your face which is the worst because there even more itchy cause you cant itch them because you don't want a nasty scab on your face. Mosquito fests usually take place in the summer after its been raining.

Dude 1: Yo Mosquito fest '09 was the worst yet, I got attacked I counted in the mirror and I have like 200 bites just from walking out my backdoor!

Dude 2: Yeah man I haven't been outside in days I don't want any of the devils bumps!

Dude 1: I got like 7 on my face people are gonna think I have zits!

Dude 2: Mosquitoes are like the vampires of the real world! Fuck em!

Dude 1: Mosquito Fest is my least favorite holiday!

Dude 3: I hate mosquitoes they suck hairy nuts!

Mosquito Fest by coveredinbumps August 10, 2009

mosquito sex 

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.

why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"

mosquito sex by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

Mosquito Bite 

When a girl is on her period, and she is with a guy and they are about to have some sex, the guy pulls the tampon out of her vagina. He then proceeds to drink it up. Then they have sex.

Isiah: Yo whats up hommie?
Brent: Nothing much man!
Isiah: How did things go last night with that chick?
Brent: Great! I gave her a mosquito bite. It was awesome!
Isiah: Ahh! dude! always wondered how that would taste.
Brent: Yeah, it was.... disgusting! Blood was every where man!!! Don't ever do it! ever! well i mean the mosquito bite, you can do the sex though afterwards. yeah thats nice
Isiah: Great see ya. (leaves)

Mosquito Bite by noobsboobs April 4, 2009