mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006

Mooch

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

by Tank Yu August 23, 2017

Facebook Moocher

Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.

Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."

Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."

Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"

Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."

Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"

by iG SPYD3R September 25, 2010

fun moocher

Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies

Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!

by Matt Santucci February 11, 2008

Moocher

One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels

The moocher wouldn't leave me alone until i gave him half of my cookies.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Moochie

A person who mooches things.

I cannot believe what Carla did to you. She mooched your sweater. She's such a moochie, she will never give you that sweater back.

by moocher99 November 28, 2013

Moocha

Someone who is a pest or is being annoying

“Stop being a Moocha!”

by Chsucksass December 15, 2017