that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run through his veins and truth and comfort are the gifts he shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

friend Monte

by camping2 February 2, 2010

Monthly Firecracker

The act of having oral sex with a woman while she is on her period and removing her tampon with your teeth then consuming it.

Dude John was so wasted last night Sandy gave him a monthly firecracker.

by Mike Hunt X May 1, 2011

Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.

Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.

by brownmenace December 18, 2011

Montea

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi

“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi

by CheerLexi January 6, 2019

Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.

Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021

Jackass Monthly

A fictional magazine of uninformed point of view. Used as a way of admitting when you have been talking about something that you have no actual knowledge of.

Patrick: The architecture here is really amazing. It's so Romanesque.

Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.

Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.

by TJDOrlando December 30, 2008