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Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
by Danvillian July 16, 2020
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Monte charge

a Very good professor with a big smile and kind heart
"c'est moi le chef ici"
-"Na9raw se3tin monte charge "
-"Din zebi ...."
by LPS pupil November 21, 2021
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Mont Sutton

Pretty Big Mountain In eastern townships, qc. close to the us border. almost every single worker is a pothead but the skiing conditions are amazing. If you can get weed before you go skiing, you can be sure a worker has an extra gram or 5
Ned: i wanted to go boarding at Mont Sutton but i got no weed left" he says.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
by LoveMasta January 14, 2011
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Big Mont

A very tall Faggot
See that tall faggot over there? That’s Big Mont.
by Gaypornlover237 February 4, 2020
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monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches
“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino
by kellianhj October 10, 2019
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The Mont

What someone calls Vermont when they are from there
I am from The Mont
by mattbrow97 June 7, 2016
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Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries
Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum
by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021
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