Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

Mongo

Used as a nickname to describe someone with brute strength.

Tildon's nickname is Mongo. Because he can hoist an engine out with his bare hands.

by MongoWife November 8, 2021

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb

Russ stop been a massive koso mongo

by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021

MONGO

Not the banned word.

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo

by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019

Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Mongo

A misunderstood person who is afraid of hurting other peoples feelings

I’m a mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022