moldy cherry

When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS

“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”

by imp-00 December 08, 2022

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman April 08, 2016

moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013

Moldy Raspberry

When a man shits on a girls stomache, leans over and gives her a raspberry and then cums on top of the mess

Damn bro, the sex was pretty vanilla. She barely even let me give her a moldy raspberry.

by Eritthegreat August 26, 2019

moldy pond

A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.

I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.

by Jagguy412 July 16, 2023

fried moldy orange

Rotten.

It's never a good idea to eat a fried moldy orange.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 19, 2025