Mishal

A person who happens to hate everything, even things that they like. They tend to showoff their wild afro hair along with their red pants, UGG boots and American apparel leggings. A Mishal is known to be fluent in German, Tamil and proficient in Swedish. If you have seen a Mishal death stare, consider yourself lucky as no one has lived to tell stories about it. A Mishal can quote the entire Mean Girls movie at any given time, and is very hard to impress. Never get in between a Mishal and its ice cream especially a superkid, violence acts by a Mishal can be life threatening. A Mishal is known to be a bully, and almost every girl in a class with Mishal has personally been victimized. A Mishal diet will usually consider anything high in sugar and fructose along with plenty of fish meat. A Mishal will never give anyone enough attention. They tend to be clumsy as this is just speculation, until further studies can confirm these allegation. However their cooking skills are unmatched as their fish and coconut cupcakes are world-renowned, and their cupcakes have gone on to win many baking competitions. If you ring a Mishal's doorbell, good luck getting them to open it. You can never be cooler than a Mishal.

Omg, I just ran into a Mishal today.

You're such a Mishal.

by Aaron Samuels Africa November 25, 2013

Mischa

Cajun French slang for my darling, my dear one, my sweetheart. Some dialects use the spelling Mescha.

Mischa, time to go to Fais do-do. Hey bring some crawfish so mischa can make some Jambalaya.

by Romantic bayou girl February 27, 2014

MISHA

For anyone who might not be familiar with the term MISHA, it was coined by author Barry Eisler. The term began as a joke. It's an acronym that stands for "the Marital Infidelity Safe Harbour Act". Essentially it`s a list of no more than 5 people whom you have lusted after for so long or so strongly that if the opportunity ever arrose to have a roll in the hay with them, your significant other couldn`t object....They have to give you a pass this one time, because the person in question is on your list.

There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.

For example my MISHA list might include:

1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry

If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.

by Ekatarina October 6, 2010

misha collins

a man with a large penis

"MISHA COLLINS! I HEARD THAT MAN HAS A FAT. JUICY COCK!"

by spndeansbitch October 6, 2020

Sexual Mishaps Club

An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.

Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.

by Ben-Jamin82 August 30, 2009

Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.

The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

Mischa

Mischa is a beautiful, caring, loving, person, who is always there when you need her, she is strange, but she is also incredibly understanding, if you have a. Meesh Meesh(mischa) in your life, never let her go, stay with her for as long as possible as the moments you spend with her will bring you incredible joy

Hey, have you seen that Mischa in school

Yea I have, she's that girl, you know the one that enslaved you in her beauty

by IloveYouMeeshMeesh June 1, 2020