Shit-o-Meter

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."

by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.

"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"

by bearista August 23, 2011

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

creep-o-meter

A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter

Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.

by Ryann Bowser March 4, 2011