Up Myself

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.

I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.

by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014

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pulling myself

Pulling yourself= jerking off

What are you doing "pulling myself"

by Joshy6969 August 31, 2017

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cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

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Shoot myself in the face

When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.

When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...

You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".

by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010

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Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 26, 2007

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