marathonic

Said of something where you have to work hard on something non-stop for a long time in a way that could be compared to a marathon.

P1: How's your day?
P2: Marathonic! I've been studying so much today, it's been 7 hours already and I still have 2 more chapters to go.

by meln98 October 6, 2011

marathoning a bitch

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.

"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"

by CrowmanLives69 December 2, 2016

Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011