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Marsupials

Marsupials are small mammals that are attached to the male body and as in the animal kingdom spend most of their life in a pouch. Only jumping out to surprise people!
When i crouched down to pick something up off the floor with my shorts on, my marsupials popped out!
by Jason Houghton December 14, 2008
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Markusing

Taking another person's kill on a video game.
Hey, stop markusing other people's kills.
by Taco the ninja January 19, 2009
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Markus

Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.
Damn, Markus stole my lunch again.
by jenjii February 19, 2020
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makup

Pretty like makeup but instead making others beautiful "makup" makes it ugly!!
"Want some makup Jason?"
-Cyka
"Sure!"
-Jason
(5 mins later)
"The fuck! My face turned into shit!"
-Jason crying~~
by Hh Hh March 25, 2017
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Markus

Robo-fucking-jesus......that's it
Set our people free Markus
by Tsitau July 8, 2018
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markipliet

You can’t use markipliet in a sentence

Can
by Brandobandz November 21, 2021
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Markus

Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to.

He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7

The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.

It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.

One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.

Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad

The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.

Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”

“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”

“No.”

Kill yourself cunt”
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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