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Lorenzo Lamas

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.
1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!
by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010
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loma

laugh out my asshole
my lord, Jonathan told a funny joke today. it made me loma.
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Lemasterism

The philosophical teachings of Fred LeMaster. These will help future teachers with classroom management skills. Students say he should write a book with all his insights of teaching.
Brandy: What can I do with this student that is acting crazy?
Kim: Oh yeah what did that one teacher tell us?
Ryan: LEMASTERISMS!!
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Lomak

A person who is horrible at online roleplay (pking) player killing.
"He has 2 kills and 51 deaths, what a lomak!"
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Lomach

A Scottish delicacy, made out of sheep's dick, which is then stuffed with another sheep's dick.
"Aye, Nelson, what's next to the haggis?"

"Ah, that's the Lomach, fresh from the pasture. You'll notice the delicate dick-into-dick stuffing my grandmother has used since the days of old."
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lmaso

The act of laughing one's ass off, so hard, that the person accidentally types a "s", and creates this urban dictionary definition to be created.
Aqua: says something funny
Cinnamon: Lmaso
Aqua: Are you good bro? There's an extra "s" there.
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Braeden Lemasters

A super cool and crazy talented guitarist and singer in the band Wallows, alongside Dylan Minnette and Cole Preston. He’s very funny and very kind. Stan for clear skin
Braeden Lemasters? more like BAEden Lemasters
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