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The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 9, 2020
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Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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manual scoop loader

i was a construction engineer in the military, we spent lots of time digging trenches by hand, i was basically a manual scoop loader operator
by SweetSoulMusicman November 30, 2022
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Musket Loader

When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!
by Truly Defined March 7, 2021
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The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.
Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!
by 12b&vader November 22, 2023
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Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.
When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.
by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012
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