Person A: "Yo. I made the most devious lick ever today. I stole the soap dispensers."
Person B: "Dude, the soap dispensers are never full, and now you're tellin' me you stole em'?"
Person B: "Dude, the soap dispensers are never full, and now you're tellin' me you stole em'?"
by shadow_cat_ September 30, 2021
Get the Devious Lickmug. by aldeon_kan June 13, 2018
Get the tasty lickmug. by Sc3n3Xc0r3 December 28, 2005
Get the guitar lickmug. When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.
Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed
by heyithappens April 4, 2015
Get the Lick and Stickmug. To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.
Example 1:
Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.
Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched
Example 2:
I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.
Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched
Example 2:
I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
by Tiahhn January 3, 2013
Get the Lick and Ditchmug. Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.
by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006
Get the lick spittlemug. An absolutely diabolical public theft of pure strategy and demise in the downfall of society often carried out by freshmen in school bathrooms and often carried out by people who wear black air forces and piss in public bathroom walls
by toolbox//morelikejuulbox September 28, 2021
Get the Devious lickmug.