lava cunt

any chick who after having sex with her, you need medical attention. ie gonerea syphilis.

after being with lava cunt i had to get my bore punched.

by cpl louie October 11, 2007

Lava hippo

When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo

Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.

by Allie Zaki November 14, 2007

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

Lava Shower

When a female is on her period and bleeds on her partners face.

Last night Molly was mad at Eric so she gave him a lava shower.

Some guys can be a little too kinky and want a lava shower.
When Matt got a lava shower he nearly threw up.

by thismightbetoofar January 24, 2017

Box Lava

Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.

Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.

by Rubbington Tugford June 5, 2010

lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 22, 2006

mini lava

The act of burping or cough up a tiny bit of bile or vomit in the back of your throat.

You =*belch* "Ew gross"
Them = "What?"
You = "I just had a mini lava"
Them = "LOL!"

by Rixie March 7, 2008