Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010

Lansingburgh

Commonly referred to as "Lansingbronx", Lansingburgh is the name of the neighborhood that predominantly makes up the northern end of Troy, NY. Once a safe, family friendly neighborhood, Lansingburgh has become home to many of Troy's lowest common denominators. The high school is a breeding ground for crime and the senseless muggings and beatings take place on a seemingly daily basis. Most of the population is looking for trouble at any given time and making life increasingly difficult for the hard-working everyman who is simply trying to make it by. Walking through the Burgh at night is not an advisable action, especially unarmed.

Lansingburgh used to be a petty decent place, but it's gone to hell in a hand-basket since then.

by Troy's Last Son March 23, 2011

Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

by Ziper December 9, 2007

Lasshole

Someone who thinks they're the greatest but is a dud. Has a hard time deciding what color underwear to put on. Has a harder time differentiating whether they're just an asshole or homosexual which is accepted in most parts of the world today.

example : to lash out ; be upset about something
example : put name here is being an asshole today
example : tally called logan an asshole for making molly cry
example : logan was an asshole in so many ways but kind in a few which makes him a lasshole

lasshole is an asshole
lasshole can be surprisingly kind
lasshole is a closet homosexual

by SGT.UNsweet January 30, 2008

stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

by Daniel San April 9, 2006

fat lass

A fat obesse woman that she feels that she is hot or fucking attractive.

Damn mate, I can't stand Tess holiday , she's a fucking fat lass.

by lazypast33 May 19, 2016

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008