whopper dang-a-lang

A big black penis.

Come here white girl, let me put this whopper dang-a-lang in you.

by big man japan December 26, 2009

Landgrebe

When a person is very tight with money, even though they have plenty of it. Usually a bank owner or high school student that plans on being in business.

Hey, i hope you dont expect him to pay for you...... hes kinda landgrebeish.....

by a+ number one January 20, 2008

Lang Wank

A method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the penis, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his anus. Due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the participant takes a "long"time to complete the wank to satisfaction.

This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.

I just had a lang wank, but boy, my arse is a little tender now and I can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.

by The Artful Fudger December 13, 2010

Langellier

A giant pussy.

Hey did you see Tom totally flake out on asking Gina out? Yeah that kid is definitely a Langellier.

by stay_tyrant August 28, 2017

lamigo

Lamigo is a person who is regarded as a Best Friend by someone , i.e., a True Friend.

"There is No other person in the world whom I can trust 100% other than Amar , coz he is my lamigo" proudly said Anthony.

by modern maharshi May 18, 2018

Langdonged

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 24, 2020

langapogchamp

Langapogchamp is a random person on TikTok who matches with her girlfriend, with her pfp and user. They make cool videos and they love food a lot.

Langapogchamp is pog

by angelinaackermann April 15, 2021