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La steroid daddy hack IV 

La steroid is a baseball player who was born next to a nuclear power plant has a iq of 2 and was hit with 3 rocks as a child
He suffers from a rare disease called cockshotitis it’s whenever you make contact with a baseball it’s a 500ft dean center swamp donkey
Guy:did you see La steroid daddy hack Iv hit that dinger yesterday
Friend:yeah but he stole my girlfriend after the game
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la tóxica 

it means the toxic girl in spanish but it goes past that like trust me these girls be crazy
guy 1 “ yo man my girl just stabbed me”
guy 2 “ what! what did you do?”
guy 1 “she had a dream i was cheating and got mad”
guy 2 “ i knew that la tóxica would snap one day
la tóxica by Booty Barbarian September 20, 2020
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Bastardization of the word lame and Haim (as in Corey Haim) to further emphasize the lameness of something.
Yo that movie was la-haim like Corey in Lost Boys.
la-haim by Hudson_CM August 24, 2009
An "LA 6" refers to women from Los Angeles who, in terms of attractiveness, would easily qualify as an 8 or 9 in other parts of the country, but because of the surplus of beautiful women in Southern California are bumped down the scale and only qualify locally as a 6 in LA.
Sarah would easily be a 9 in Tulsa, but here she's just an LA 6.
LA 6 by Muscelly Mens March 5, 2017

La Ducharme 

The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.

TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.

Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
La Ducharme by Lax Monster May 14, 2011

la crotch 

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.
Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!
la crotch by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011

La Mancha Screwjob 

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound
“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night

Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”
La Mancha Screwjob by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017