Kangaroo Tit

A very large woman's (280+) breast that is long and saggy that gets stuck in her gut. Her gut is like a kangaroo pouch holding a baby joey.

Oh my god, there is a baby kangaroo in my pocket. Nope I just have Kangaroo Tit

by peekage September 2, 2009

kangaroo balling

variation of wallaby balling, the homosexual version

Ben Wilson and Francais Comaux both enjoy the painful pleasure of wallaby balling.

by kyle the pimp February 23, 2004

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Kangaroo Bill's Brother

Rooted (roo-ted).

Two male Kangaroo's - which are brothers.

One is named Bill, the other is named Ted.

The brakes on the HQ are Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning they are rooted ie stuffed).

Mate, the rear quarter panel is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning rusted beyond repair).

My back is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (ie its fucked).

by nichoma December 9, 2010

Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo

“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”

by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020

noel kangaroo

process of drinking yourself into a stupor then vomiting and urinating all through a pub/bar. usually of indigenous background

"look at that ylioff over there spreading his bodily fluids all over the bar, he is doing a massive noel kangaroo"

by polzy August 2, 2008

kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.

Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005