Perfect guy with a great ass
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who I want to be when i grow up, Johnnald!
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Dude johns dog shit on my ottoman and I lost my naked room because of him I have the worst johnarhea
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Johnhansel: He has a big dick
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Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
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Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
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