ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017

catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky

Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?

by Seyton July 13, 2023

Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.

Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.

by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018