jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

Jerk Driving

The act of one jerking off to ones self.

The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

Jerk Occupied

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

by Quzu June 9, 2011

Jericka

One of the most awesome people you will ever know in your life. Loves everyone. And is the shizz nizzle. And even loves her haters. ;)

I love you even though you hate me. Oh and my name is Jericka.

by QueenHoneyBee177 March 22, 2017

jeckman

A sad lonely man that sucks at every game and his friends make fun of him all the time and never find love in his life.

Your a jeckman

by Jeckman11 December 6, 2017

jericko

the holy one even jesus bows down to it Satan cry's in its sight
Used as a medical term for insane people
most people say they see jericko when they die
god made this creature

we praise jericko as a god

by fullgoar October 8, 2019

Soft Jerk

Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.

I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.

Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018