jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Jazzman

a person with an extremly large left foot.

"wow, did you see that person"
"yah, they have a bad case of the jazzman!"

by Jessica + Russell <3 January 30, 2009

Jazzmorazzing

When someone believes a random page posted to Urban Dictionary is a real thing, proving how much of a twat-faced, gullible idiot they really are.

Did you hear, Jasmine believed Pooning was a real thing just because it was on Urban Dictionary!?
Wow. She sure was Jazzmorazzing!

by Ste(PhD)en Hawking April 20, 2018

Jazzmon

Super loud, energetic, social bitch that’s always down for anything. They always got your back, and are adrenaline junkies who get super excited easily. Expressing themselves with always being happy all the time, and have constant mood swings.

“Dude isn’t it like 8 in the morning? Why is Jazzmon so energetic?”

“I don’t know man, but I want some of that energy.”

by kissing-disease. November 22, 2021

Jizzmopper

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.

1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.

by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011