Jacolby

A wonderful man with great aspirations and good heart... and sexy!

Girl you need a Jacolby! ..

by JerseyGirl432 February 3, 2010

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Karl Jacobs

Karl is the most HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is OBSESSED with DREAM, and he falls out if his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020

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A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.

He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.

{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!

by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010

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Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

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Jacobus

Sexy mf who loves potatoes, yuumi main but is a dog person. nikki. sup diff

Jacobus is the bestest persons ever, all hail king jacobus.

by HeroSalmon December 9, 2020

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JACOBY

JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by fuah666 February 28, 2009

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