jaeson

jaeson is somone who is funny hot a ladys man and just awesome

damn i wish i was jaeson

by ladysman147 August 24, 2011

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jason

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.

Friend 1: Ah! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me!
Friend 2: AH! NO WAY!
Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason

by Alexis Lone January 2, 2011

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Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

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Jason

Jason is a wonderful guy with an amazing personality. Jason’s are extremely attractive. He loves unconditionally and always is a go to person when you are sad. Jason’s give the best of hugs and you never want to let go. He has the biggest heart and tends to worry a lot and have much anxiety. Jason’s will always be there for you no matter what and they make incredible best friends. Jason has a sense of humor that will cause your stomach to hurt from laughing. He tends to hide behind his humor because he bottles up all of his sad and hard feelings to keep a strong front. Jason is a hard worker who never leaves a job unfinished. He is a wonderful, caring guy. Jason’s are very intelligent and are always willing to help you understand anything. If you ever get a chance to meet a Jason, hold him close.

Jason is a boys name.

by 🦊 April 2, 2020

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Jasnoor

If you've ever met a Jasnoor well, she would be very tall. Jasnoor likes to read and she always brightens up a sad face! Jasnoor is always in every friend group, and she never forgets your birthday. Jasnoors are obsessed with Shrek, no matter how many times Shrek cheated on her. Besides all these jokes, she is a very rare friend to find out of 8 billion people.

Person 1: Dude, I think she is a Jasnoor
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because she remembered my birthday.

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 30, 2022

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