Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday

"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"

by Chad man bro November 26, 2009

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Imagination

When you say you have a condom and you have to improvise

Yeah I a condom, just let me use my imagination and color my penis slightly darker with a crayon to make it look like I have a condom.

by UrbanDictionaryNary May 28, 2016

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

imaginative

The ability to effectively masturbate without the use of pornography as stimulus.

Since the rise of mobile pornography, children are statistically less imaginative.

by Phenetic Reamer October 26, 2014

imaginary number

An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.

Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!

by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009

imaginary lat syndrome 4

Imaginary lat syndrome is caused by doing lat pull down or croc rows excessively. This syndrome is caused by the build up of scar tissue beneath the lower towards midline section of the shoulder blade. This syndrome can be reversed by the removal of that tissue by a chiropractor or scar tissue removal technique. This tecnique is performed by inserting two fingers below the shoulder blade towards the outside of the body and pulling gently working the scar tissue out. This will allow the shoulder blade to return to a natural position slightly protruding out of the back. This allows the shoulder to rotate forward to a natural position and allows the arms to move down. This contradicts the instructions, "just put your arms down."

"This guys works his lats and back so much he has imaginary lat syndrome 4."

by james kq12345 November 25, 2018