Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.

"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert

by Illfap August 14, 2021

maddus ill

Something that is beyond both "mad cool" and "ill." Anything refered to as maddus ill is quite possibly the dopest thing ever.

When Fatty busted a 720 D-spin off a big kicker at Mountain Creek....now that my friend was maddus ill.

by Joshua Rovner February 23, 2005

ill rhymes

Music of a superior quality, which generally makes you want to you shake your booty to attract some buff tings

Dem mans playing some ILL RHYMES!

by Beccy (still got love for the streets) March 7, 2008

Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse

That song is the Ill Shits.

by Socci January 17, 2009

ill dursa

More ill than a dursa, a little less than a pia.

Awe, dude, my ill dursa killed Chuck Norris last night.

by walead January 25, 2009

Ill dickin'

noun: A virtuoso, power drill-esque male sexual performance defined as a constant, consistent, and prolongued hellacious pounding of the inner depths of the female vagina with the penis; often results in extreme painful ecstasy and intense post-coital soreness for the female and messianic self-satisfaction for the male.

Yo dude! I was on fire last night! I gave that broad the illest dickin' of her life and now she can't even walk!

by Otto Von Spoonybarger April 14, 2005

ill as fuck

so dope, it's dizope. yaknowwhatimsayinfu? fly as hell!

Despite his ponderous job on Wall Street, my boy's freestyle flow is ill as fuck, yo.

by BradON February 10, 2006