Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014

Hookdrill

1. When a girl is getting eiffle towered by two dudes, the dude getting his balls sucked hooks 2... maybe 3 fingers into the girls asshole (a fist for experienced hookdrillers); while the dude blowing her roast beef out doggy style swaps to her fart box. The fingers must be inserted while the dick hammers the shit slinger.

2. An amazing way to break drill motors and bits. Perfect for the home worker who could give a fuck less about his tools.

Group 1: Hey guys what're you doing tonight?
Group 2: Ah, fuck. Probably hookdrilling Devins mom.
Group 1: Hah, good luck with the sloppy seconds.

by boiler January 30, 2019

Hookbridger

Hookbridger is a racial slur for middle easterners. It comes from the stereotype of Middle easterners having hooked noses or a curved nasal bridge, hence the term Hookbridger.

That kid is a hookbridger.

Look at that hookbridger.

by Legionary1483 April 8, 2021

Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook

Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"

by King of Gooch July 6, 2009

ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.

That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us

by whetlock June 28, 2012

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

by $hIti0T July 4, 2014