hookermonger

someone who uses a lot of hookers

He wasted all his cash in vegas, not by gambling, because he's a hookermonger

by Miss Raven Crow August 26, 2009

Hooking

When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self

Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her

by Hooking May 29, 2014

Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!

by Malc. August 27, 2007

hooking up

According to Moe's laws of physics, "hooking up" is the act of having a conversation with the opposite sex.

Moe: Hi.
Anna: Hello.
Moe: Hey guys, i hooked up with Anna today.

by pimp October 6, 2004

hunkering down

it's when you are so fucking cheap to decide to go to work very early and look for parking on the street. Also metered parking starts at 9am and you are there at 8:30 to hold the spot.

look at that cheap fuck hunkering down

by easton11 February 21, 2009

Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

Huskering

Pleasuring ones self in a corn field using a corn cob

Did you hear? Johnny got caught by his pa Huskering in the field.

by JIVETIMETURKEY April 25, 2015