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Hokanson

ahh!! im a hokanson
by wstyuj January 7, 2009
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Jew Hookah

When you rip the fuckin jew hookah and you get permanent bronchitis
Whats that cough all about??? Did you rip the Jew Hookah or something boss?
by totes4scrotes November 15, 2018
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Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.
"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
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hoobastank

i've listened to all of my good music, and I don't want to listen to bad music, so I'll listen to hoobastank.
by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004
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Hookah

An Eastern smoking pipe designed with a long tube passing through an urn of water that cools the smoke as it is drawn through.

Tobacco smoking was not the original use of hookahs, as there are many examples of hookahs in both art and archeology prior to the arrival of tobacco in the Old World. In this period, the substance most commonly smoked in hookahs was hashish. After tobacco was imported from the Americas in the 1600s, hookah use became more widespread because of tobacco's milder effect.

Opium, previously taken orally and mostly regarded as a medicine, was added to tobacco and smoked from the 1800s onwards. This mixture, called "madak", turned out to be more addictive than orally-ingested opium and created many social problems, especially in China. Although the practice of smoking opium and hashish in hookahs is not extinct, today hookahs are generally used for smoking tobacco, or cannabis.
Ethan: haha I loaded some PCP into Kaleb's hookah after we left.
by Effon April 11, 2007
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Honka Donk

A honka donk is a white girl with a real deal, ride all night, extra large booty.
Man, Betty Sue is so freakin' beautiful!
Yeah dude, she is for sure one bodacious Honka Donk!!!
by fuzdog August 20, 2010
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hooah

"Private, go get me a cup of coffee"
"Hooah Sergeant"
by RyanSm April 22, 2008
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