Bloomen Hestenthalled

You got creative when you shouldn't have, and now you've fucked something up

Mike thought he'd be able to backflip from a tree because he can into a pool. He failed and broke his neck.

You've only gone and bloomen hestenthalled it Mike!

by TheMaleMallard May 23, 2020

Charlton Heston

The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.

That broad sprayed her Charlton Heston all over me.

by Sallywylderdamms April 1, 2023

christine hester

An enigma

Christine hester is a total enigma

by Christineextreme April 28, 2023

Charlton Heston

Meeting a girl in a local pub, take her back for shenanigans then when she is least expecting it insert your penis and one testicle whilst making monkey noises as you cum like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes

That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston

by Sue denham February 22, 2024

Allie Hestwood

park random

Allie Hestwood is not valid because shes a park random

by bowbowwowowxx April 15, 2024