headfon

when a headphone breaks and your just left with one headphone

Mike: hey John have you saw my headfon anywhere? i need to listen to music but my touch is only 1st gen :(
John: no lol why dont you buy some new headphones
Mike: ive grown attached to this one, i mean ive had it for like 2 months, thats the longest ive ever had a headfon :)
John: okaay weirdo lol

by NobodyLikesPaul May 2, 2010

Head on Mufflision

When you find yourself fighting death after colliding head on with a nasty muff.

johns in the hospital.. no, head on mufflision.. i know i can't believe he would get himself in such a jam either.

by psylence July 13, 2015

heading the hay

Going to sleep (southern way)

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!

by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017

headinassitis

Unaware of how dumb one is at a particular time. Can be temporary or chronic.

Mall owner: “I can’t believe it! Those old ladies just drove into bushes then just drove off without a care!”
Police: “Must have a bad case of headinassitis.”

by RL050 December 28, 2018

Heydon

BlasterKid06's love interest. 6'4, built like a bear and is very sexy.

Heydon is poggers!!!!!!!

by Blasteragent February 9, 2021

Heydon

An absolute chad who knows no sexual limits. In the morning, he goes to get milk, never to be seen again.

Man, Heydon is just such a sexual horse of a man who knows no sexual limits.

by L+Ratio+Bozo+Shivers timbered March 9, 2022

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017