headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003

Headbanger Whiplash

A sharp pain in the neck caused by headbanging.

A synonym for terms such as Bangover and Mosh Neck.

Metalhead 1: Man I got a serious pain in my neck from the (enter band here) show last night.

Metalhead 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Headbanger Whiplash.

by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

Burberry Headband

a scarf from the high-end store Burberry that melodic rapper Lil Mosey wears. This headband is worn in his music video for Lil Mosey's song "Burberry Headband".

Is Mosey's Burberry Headband just a scarf he tied around his head?

by i.drink.too.much November 26, 2019

Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.

George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.

by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011

Low-Key-Headdy-Wops

Getting a Blow Job in a public setting, but making it so no one knows. Often times done in a car, movie theater, or in a park.

I got some Low-Key-Headdy-Wops when Jill and I went thru the car wash!

by GulleyBreeze October 16, 2010