ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.

"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

Hammock

Adj. To be cool; To relax; To calm down
Synonyms - Chill
Antonyms - To Stress

Common Uses
1. Describing A Situation

2. Describing A Person

3. Describing A Place

1. Mann, tonight? I just want to go out and be hammock.

2. That one chick we met last night that was down, she's hella hammock.

3. Everyone should visit Italy, it's a hammock kick it spot.

by Pa-Donk-A-Donk March 14, 2008

pussy hammock

Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)

Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!

by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006

HaCock

Squeezing out the puss.

Brb
Just gotta HaCock this blister

by cartoonydave December 7, 2016

Hamcock

Another word for a very large beefy cock.

Yeah I heard Jake’s been taking wayyyy too many hamcocks in his ass lately!

by theonlytroublemaker May 13, 2021

Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.

Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.

by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013