Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

by Kn-og November 26, 2009

Hala

The most bitchiest hoe you will ever meet, she's a try hard and thinks she's got it all

That girl is a big Hala

by Nlol March 15, 2017

So hallal mode

it means so cool or very nice. it was made up by this cringy ass bitch on tiktok who is arabian and was prolly ngl a part of the nyc tower attacks. He is so cool because he owns everything supreme. and bro wont get the hell past the squid games dolgonna candy type shit. bro prolly tries roblox sex in fortnite while actually doing it in real life.

I just had this creamy peanut butter. It was so hallal mode

by crossed-yo-ankeles-bro69696969 October 25, 2022

HALA

to talk to ,to see

"yo' its geting late papa i have to go"
"aight halla at ya ma"

by ambezzy November 15, 2003

Hallaj

The Act of Smiling, Crying and Farting at the same time.

Dude, did you just Hallaj!?

by SomeIdiot96 July 9, 2022

Hallah

Coming from Polish roots, Hallah (hall-a) is the best name a person can have, given only to very special people this name holds power and beauty. Hallah is like the rare sea glass you find on the beach that you cherish forever. A life long companion

It was great to see Hallah today

by milkweed444 August 23, 2022

Alex The Hallam

he comes from India, he loves the attention from girls, and he knows how to party. the Title of 'The Hallam' is rarely given to anyone outside of England and once you have it, it sticks. Alex is the one with the Title at the minute but he is being hunted by the FBI as he has stolen as much gold as he could from the American embassy. The title comes from the queen of France before she was beheaded. The Title of 'The Hallam' was then passed down from generation to generation until it was given to an outsider called James V. when he died he passed it to the duke of Germans who passed it to Alex Haloumi.
This is no inside joke, look it up on Wikipedia to find out more about the Title of 'The Hallam'

Alex ran from the FBI, they where coming fast.
Clutching to the power of his title he ran into the house next to him.
in the house he yelled 'I am The Hallam!'.

they hid him from the FBI and he escaped for a new day.
that is what the Alex The Hallam can do.

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021