Guffauto

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Gufferer

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered

Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.

by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022

Guffart

The act of laughing so hard that muscle control is temporary relaxed, resulting in the droppage of ass.

From colloquial "Guffaw" and "Fart."

Similar words include: Shart, Snart

"Wow, that was a great burrito. Whoa, did that fellow just slip on a banana peel? How funny! Oh my god I think i just guffarted."

by Doc Daredevil Dagwood Dipthong January 6, 2007

Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 5, 2003

guffy

An term used in Scotland to define an English person.

Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!

by Freedom!! November 22, 2010