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gordon brown 

Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.

Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!
Gordon Brown - He'd steal your grandma's teeth if you let him.
gordon brown by VoteAnarchy October 15, 2003
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Gordon Freeman 

(n) A physics crunching, alien asskicking, combine killing badass.
Combine1: "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GORDON FREEMAN!"

Combine2: "He's SUCH A BADASS!"
Gordon Freeman by gamerboy101 August 12, 2009

Gordonstoun 

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods
Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”
Gordonstoun by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

Commissioner Gordon 

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

gardonyi 

Slang meaning horse-fucker in Hungary. Similar to bhenchod which is slang used to mean sister-fucker in India and Pakistan, this term is used as an insult.
"You gardonyi! Stay away from my stallion and get off my farm!"
gardonyi by F95Zone December 21, 2021

Gordon Lightfoot 

Folk/Country Folk singer popular in the late '60s and early '70s. Best Song - "If you could read my mind". A beautiful timeless song.
Wow, did you hear Gordon Lightfoots best song "If you could read my mind"?
Gordon Lightfoot by Tighsamhradh October 11, 2006
the stud of the firehouse. Known for dumping coffee on unsuspecting crew members. Seemingly shy entity but secretly mischievous.
Godoy by Crash05 February 24, 2009