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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz
Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)
by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023
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the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments
A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.
by aw847 May 8, 2016
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myth goner

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.
by iOrphic October 9, 2017
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bum gunner

Bum gunner. When you are in a rush to get out of traffic so you clench your buttcheeks and floor it. Bum gunniner.
"I was in a rush- so I had go bum gun it."
"I had to pull a bum gunner"
by Barc2 May 10, 2018
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Sloppy gunner

When you eat something and you smacking your lips and never eat with your mouth closed
Close your mouth when you eat you sounding like a sloppy gunner
by Dovahkiin_2466 April 15, 2023
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law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."
by Mexican Law Student March 20, 2009
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butt gunner

A butt gunner is a gay homosexual who likes to be gunned in the butt (aka poked in the pooper, pounded in the ass, butt-fucked, etc...). In other words a homosexual male.
Gee Ted, that new guy Ted sure seems like a real butt gunner
by jimmy browntooth July 31, 2004
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