gliding

When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts

oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.

by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

gangsta glide

the sort of walk displayed by those members of society that are influenced by the gangsta culture. usually classified by a limp-like quality with more of an emphasis on side to side shoulder movement.

"did you see that group of gangsters that just passed? they had some serious 'gangsta glide' going on."

"that guys 'gangsta glide' made him look physically challenged!"

by djdiseased March 27, 2009

LT Glide

A dance move made popular by San Diego running back Ladanian Tomlinson (LT). Originally produced in 2007 for a Nike commercial.

Jesus: What it do? What shall we send the people father? They are jobless, hungry, torn by natural disasters, and fearful of influenza.

GOD: Give them the LT Glide.

by RyNy from Sprng Valy January 13, 2010

sugar gliding

While performing coitus you cover your partners face with your scrotum by stretching it out to cover their eyes and nose. Almost resembling a sugar gliders wings

Honey I'm feeling horny tonight think we can do some sugar gliding tonight?

by Goballsdeep69 July 13, 2016

sugar glider

An animal that is related to koala's they look harmless but don't be fooled behind there big black soulless eyes lays a hell fire they have killed thousands of people and you could be there next target though they have flames during inside there heart and shit out coal.

Tom: Wow a sugar glider
Frank: Yes Tom their and animal

Frank: never trust them

by Are you shooketh January 24, 2018

Mako glider

Mako glider is the rarest glider on fortnite and you had to be playing in season 1 of fortnite and @wtfEthqn on tiktok

Ayo Jimmy did you see the new fortnite glider called mako glider

A couple years later, dang i told you Jimmy you should started play when I did

by @wtfEthqn on tiktok April 19, 2021