Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher

kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021

jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

wrote gerbil

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)

Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.

by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

by Disco Stud April 29, 2003

buck gerbil

A male gerbil

When I was twelve, I was hung like a buck gerbil. And that was when it was hard

by Hillary Yes June 30, 2022

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009

No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007