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hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
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McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.
One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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flawless funds

havin ts with no imperfections!
by FlawlessJit August 2, 2023
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Trust Fund Communist

(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against
1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist
by supersoapy August 8, 2023
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