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noun, adv,adj,verb; tyme-bahm
1.) The act of secretly giving a girl multiple laxatives then proceeding to engage in anal sex while striving to cum as fast as possible preferably before she defecates.
2.) An extreme sport in many major fraternities.
Person 1: How was it man?
Person 2: Shit man she blew first.
Person 1: Oh she was a time-bomb?
Person 2: Yea...
time-bomb by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009
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Time Bomb 

Taking a capsule of MDMA (Molly); preferably with .2 - .4, wrapping it in a good wad of pre-chewed gum, then swallowing it. It will then kick in at a random point in time within the next week.
Person 1: Yo, remember when John took that time bomb on Monday?
Person 2: Yeah, what of it?
Person 1: It kicked in on him during work last night!
Person 2: LOL funny shit! Wasn't yesterday Thursday?
Person 1: Yuhhh
Time Bomb by EmpanadaMan June 1, 2013

Time Bomb 

Putting the roach of your joint/blunt in the middle of a bowl sticking erect and packing your green around, after the prep is complete fire that shit up starting on the roach and cheif the bowl with the roach burning and wait till it reaches the green then. . . boom!
damn bro id say about one or two more hits till that time bomb hits boom

Time Bomb 

A blunt with hash in it smoked with people. While rolling a blunt, separate a small area in a randon spot of the blunt and fill it with hash. It will burn extra fast when it gets to the hash, effectively fucking up whoever gets that hit.
We smoked a time bomb last night. I got the bomb and was done the rest of the night.
Time Bomb by Mr. On One June 10, 2013

Time bomb 

A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).
"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"

"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."
Time bomb by SinJacks April 19, 2009

time bomb 

Someone that is risky to have around because they are on the urge to blowing it. A person that you know will end up ruining a perfect situation.
Lets go hit on them girls, but leave Jon behind. When that kid drinks he becomes a time bomb.
time bomb by kevin kage March 18, 2011

time bomb 

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.
The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...
time bomb by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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