flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016

Flusterated

ghetto-fabulous state of being flustered and frustrated

ex) when i found out i got pregnant i got so flusterated

by HRdom January 26, 2010

flusterballs

balls that are all over the place; balls that can't focus.

hey dude, you're such a flusterballs

by elicious September 29, 2012

Flusterbummed

To be so upset or bummed out about something that you feel overwhelmed with grief, spastic anxiety and adrenaline.

The buddhist who never harmed a fly was flusterbummed when he accidentally killed the bug in his bathroom.

by Symple July 28, 2014

:flushed:

Its a :hot: very so very :hot: emoji

Person 1: so want go to the movies tonight
Person 2: (IN TEXT MESSAGES): 😳👍

Person 1: did you just use the :flushed: emoji?
Person 2: :Flushed:

by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021

flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022

cyber flasher

One who is compulsed to share sexual pictures of themselves via the internet, social networks, text messaging, snapchatting, etc. Reminiscent of a flasher, but without the trenchcoat.

You know that guy Anthony Weiner? He sent me a picture of his penis the other night. What a cyber flasher!

by MommaM23 May 4, 2014