Flapjacked

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead

Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.

by DamioNIN October 21, 2013

Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.

Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.

by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021

Dirty Flapjack

1)Yes, wake up, spin your flapjack once too many, the floor it goes. flapjack

2)Porn person, usually has love for the pancake song.. pancake song

3)Someone saying dirty random things. random

Dude1: Hey, where's my flapjack?
Dude2:It's dirty.. 0_0 *sings pancake song*
Dude1:Well arn't you a dirty flapjack..
Or you just plain flipped your flapjack out of the skillet.

by dolphinsandskittlez September 9, 2010

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

flapjacks

Money, dollars.

I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.

by geneparmesean August 21, 2010

Flapjackup

What happens when flipping flapjacks (pancakes) and one partially lands on top of another.

Oops! When turning the pancakes I had a flapjackup.

by John and Cora Allen August 21, 2005