slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

flapperdoodle

replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)

i couldnt hold my bowels long enough to get my pants off so i had to buy a new flapperdoodle.

by Donnie....inspired by Ashley April 25, 2007

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006

Flapped

To get caught by the police.

While driving down the wrong way at TSU's homecoming, Torrian got flapped.

by Candy November 16, 2003

Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

by natepro July 4, 2004

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

flapping

alternate word to describe jabbing a nice booty

k-malz: i was flapping that booty at the gyzam
deemo: douchebaggg
enlo: spit roasttt meee k-malzzz

by perthlover321 June 26, 2009